dirtynany's Recent Statuses
Thu, 15-Feb-24 5:26 AM
(70 days ago)
Air tight valentines
Sun, 24-Sep-23 3:47 AM
(214 days ago)
I need a sexcation
Thu, 24-Aug-23 7:15 PM
(244 days ago)
Camping with friends is just so wonderful
Wed, 3-May-23 4:36 AM
(358 days ago)
Glass toys omg
Fri, 10-Feb-23 3:18 AM
(1 year ago)
I have a renewed love of making out, dry humping, and all the silly stuff we did before sex
Wed, 7-Dec-22 4:02 AM
(1 year ago)
Feels like I sat on a fire hydrant
Sun, 4-Dec-22 3:54 AM
(1 year ago)
Tracys dog. Omg. Google it. Get it. You'll love it.
Mon, 28-Nov-22 4:35 AM
(1 year ago)
I just spent 5 min logging in because o can't spell my own name correctly
Fri, 25-Nov-22 5:11 AM
(1 year ago)
Good girls wear butt plugs because bad boys like it
Tue, 20-Sep-22 4:17 AM
(1 year ago)
I like hugs from behind
Tue, 16-Aug-22 10:06 PM
(1 year ago)
What an exhausting day. I wish I could come home to a massage and dinner
Mon, 20-Jun-22 3:02 AM
(1 year ago)
I would say the animal I most relate to is the cat. Because apparently I too enjoy showing off my asshole
Mon, 25-Apr-22 4:35 AM
(2 years ago)
Remember the time....
Mon, 25-Apr-22 3:54 AM
(2 years ago)
I'll say it for the attention, anal is a better orgasm
Sat, 26-Jun-21 5:01 AM
(2 years ago)
Adventuring
Tue, 16-Feb-21 12:01 AM
(3 years ago)
Finally made the leap for all those requests. Feeling nervous
Tue, 14-Apr-20 6:28 PM
(4 years ago)
working from home is like an exercise in self control that i lose everyday
Sun, 15-Apr-18 6:05 PM
(6 years ago)
Traveling for work is so much fun. Except on the weekend with nothing to do but sit in your hotel watching bad cable and wondering if you're to old for tinder
Mon, 25-Sep-17 6:03 AM
(6 years ago)
Why is it so many men will cum so hard with a finger up their ass but when you bring up pegging they get all macho and homophobic?
Wed, 10-May-17 1:16 PM
(6 years ago)
All week long its been beautiful but now that its my day off its gloomy and wet
Tue, 20-Dec-16 6:29 PM
(7 years ago)
i have been fantasizing about sex in public places a lot lately, what does that mean?
Fri, 28-Oct-16 6:21 PM
(7 years ago)
If I ask you to wear my pantys you better belive I have a pair picked out for you, dont go putting them on willy nilly stretching out my cute ones
Wed, 27-Jan-16 7:16 PM
(8 years ago)
Cant seem to keep my hands out my pants today. Solution, no pants
Thu, 23-Jul-15 9:13 PM
(8 years ago)
ugh, long day, need pampering
Tue, 21-Jul-15 4:08 PM
(8 years ago)
Whats better than a half day on tuesday?
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