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Wed, 17-Apr-24 11:57 PM (7 days ago)
I'm not a a fan of most celebrities, but I wish Robin Williams was still alive. ✌🏼
I absolutely love that man 😭 always made me laugh
(6 days ago)
Fri, 19-Apr-24 4:41 PM (5 days ago)
Hello strange people....walks over and jumps in sexy smittens pool naked
@ Playfulpain,Yes they are both delightful 😊
(3 days ago)
Sun, 21-Apr-24 8:43 PM (3 days ago)
They always start out with pics of her and then the male pic comes in with a stupid caption like "my man's huge veiny cock".
Surfy, you're doing it right. We're referring to those less than honest accounts. You know the ones that are talking from a female point of view but it's obvious it's a fucking guy.
(2 days ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:19 PM (1 day ago)
There is never a need for you to leave a derogatory remark on someone's uploads. In fact, it's against the rules and you've been reported. Btw, don't let that jealousy turn to hatred. 🖕🏽🖕🏽
Pathetic. And from a person(?) who's been here months with no profile information or photos to share. If someone could be banned for such behavior then I hope that happens. Good riddance!
(1 day ago)
One suspects thats how they get their jollies and it makes their 2 inch pecker feel bigger………
(1 day ago)
If someone posts a pic and is silly enough to ask the question "Do you like what you see?" We reserve the right to always say no if infact we don't like.
(1 day ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
RC, we didn't ask. Also there's a difference in saying you don't like something and just being a dickhead with a remark.
(23 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 12:51 PM (1 day ago)
Why is it called morning wood, when it should be called breakfast in bed?
You couldn’t be more right. Hey you xxx
(4 days ago)
Fri, 19-Apr-24 10:29 AM (5 days ago)
I accidentally pass my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick, she's still not talking to me.🤪
If I were you, spunky, I'd find alternative living arrangements.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 16-Apr-24 9:45 AM (8 days ago)
Getting back into the swing of things I gotta show some luv 💗 
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:35 AM (6 hours ago)
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Earth is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:07 PM (1 day ago)
Wondering about technology in another 25 years. Will NN project me having sex as a hologram into your room?
Tue, 23-Apr-24 10:54 AM (1 day ago)
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it! It's spam. 
Thu, 18-Apr-24 8:25 PM (6 days ago)
Summer is here, at least down here it is. Everyday pool time after work is a must! The gate is open, come on back!
Yeah thanks, Smit. I just got my hot water bottle back out of the cupboard.
(6 days ago)
Clothing is always optional in our home.....
(5 days ago)
*sits in between naked Adele and topless Mellie in the deep end!
(5 days ago)
Fri, 19-Apr-24 5:45 AM (6 days ago)
if people are mean to you, think of them as sand paper, you come out smooth and polished, they are stuffed and useless .... howdy pervy people 
6:00 pm, just got home from work so the day is definitely improving.
(8 hours ago)
Sun, 21-Apr-24 10:25 PM (3 days ago)
Verified! Thanks for the advice everyone and thanks for putting up with us NN!
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:19 AM (6 days ago)
He and I are like hot chocolate and marshmallows. He's hot and I want to be on top of him. 
Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM (7 days ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
twice as much!
Mon, 15-Apr-24 1:25 AM (10 days ago)
I treated myself to a chocolate eclair. The cream is divine
Fri, 12-Apr-24 2:23 AM (13 days ago)
Well, I listened to juicy and now the PT and I are best friends. Hiya, everyone.
... i know i wasn't when i didn't have my hip replaced 
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:42 PM (1 day ago)
Life is an attitude...if you don't like your life then change your attitude!
I was accused of being too cheerful! I find no reason to be grumpy...you know what they say about flies and honey!
(1 day ago)
owbiglineman likes this
too cheerful? We need way more people like you in the world, Ida.. Hugs
(1 day ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Lenny you are making me want to haul my Choose life shirt out of my 80's drawer
(1 day ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 1:52 AM (3 days ago)
For the past 2 hours I have been watching a canoe paddle the French River. I cannot wait for camping season!
Sat, 20-Apr-24 10:40 AM (4 days ago)
Why are men’s accounts allowed to post photos order a range of obviously different women without any indication of consent from any of them?
Our present pics just have her in them which technically doesn't comply with the rules as we are a couple. We want our account to be completely legit as there a bunch of couples that are just men.
(4 days ago)
Pictures of leaves = bad; photos posted without consent = good. Got it.
(4 days ago)
It doesn't make a lick of sense, does it.
(4 days ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-24 6:21 PM (9 days ago)
I finally got my big dildo all the way in my ass. I'm so proud😄
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:26 AM (1 day ago)
We have updated what we used to call the "mobile" site today. It is now not just for mobiles, but for tablets and desktops too. If you prefer the older style site, be sure to include "www" in the URL
Lenny, I didn’t try pm’s, blogs, forum or chat. On my phone in the pool now, and status is working fine
(10 hours ago)
I’m not getting notifications for status comments. They are there if I open the list, but the notification number doesn’t change from 0 before hand.
(9 hours ago)
Sun, 21-Apr-24 4:09 PM (3 days ago)
Just constantly adding arseholes to my block list. In both senses of the word.
Whack a mole.. not to be confused with whack an arsehole 😜
(3 days ago)
Don't block us please. Mrs RC likes your bum pics 😍
(3 days ago)
Sun, 21-Apr-24 11:53 AM (3 days ago)
Every morning I take my cow on a long walk through the local vineyard, that's right I herd it through the grapevine. 
Sat, 20-Apr-24 10:26 PM (4 days ago)
I live living in the country. Husband was out burning leaves and I walked up to where he was sitting at pulled my shorts to the side and got my clit sucked right in the front yard
Sat, 20-Apr-24 11:01 AM (4 days ago)
I pointed at two old drunks sitting across the bars from us and said to my friend "that's us in 10 years" he said "that's a mirror dipshit."
Sat, 20-Apr-24 9:45 AM (4 days ago)
Whew...almost forgot my password. Hello pervs and pervettes (if anyone's awake)! 👋👋
Poodot.. and number 2.. come on.. that shit writes itself
(4 days ago)
Sat, 20-Apr-24 2:34 AM (5 days ago)
Taken men are even sexier when they don't stray away from someone they love.
so, u r after a single man?
(5 days ago)
and i LUV cuddles!!
(5 days ago)
We've given each other permanent hall passes as long as the other person knows beforehand & approves. Yet neither of us has ever taken advantage.
(4 days ago)
Rodswim.. I am not after any man at all.. I love to look at them.. but bring one into my world.. nah... Too much work...not enough reward. 😉
(4 days ago)
Thu, 18-Apr-24 11:46 PM (6 days ago)
And if I accidentally like a status.. there is no way to take that back?
Like it again lol
(6 days ago)
Just found out that where the like button is, changes to unlike!
(6 days ago)
Thu, 18-Apr-24 11:15 AM (6 days ago)
Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 toy horses inserted in his ass. Doctors have described his condition as stable! 
And if the dick pic happens to be accompanied by a topless man in jeans.. who am I to complain..
(6 days ago)
The good news is a lot of them are *the same photo* taken from we’ve so slightly different angles - so you can whittle it down a bit…
(6 days ago)
The number of photos, I mean. Do not start whittling dicks.
(6 days ago)
And thats why I normally only post 2 photos at a time, too many similar photos normally equals less comments/likes
(6 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I thought i had no dick pics, then i realised I was in every one... .
(6 days ago)
Tue, 16-Apr-24 12:54 PM (8 days ago)
Phone sex seems so hot in the movies... shame it's so mundane in reality.
I can't get my dick into the tiny holes in the phone handset no matter how much lube I use. I can't tell you how phones I've ruined trying that!
(8 days ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-24 10:18 AM (9 days ago)
I named my toilet "Jim" in stead of "John" Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim at least once a day!
Sun, 14-Apr-24 1:57 PM (10 days ago)
Do you just view or do you comment too,9 times out of 10 if I've viewed your pics then I've also rated and commented.
Ah but Agr, what you do have is quality
(9 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:46 AM (10 days ago)
Good morning pervs and pervettes! Time to make the donuts, have a great day!
One of the perks of my job 
(10 days ago)
Hiya, Shaq. x
Thu, 11-Apr-24 11:26 AM (13 days ago)
My wife told me her password is: MickeyMinnieGoffyDonaldPlotoHueyLouieDeweyDublin...because sheh was told her password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.
Mon, 22-Apr-24 3:43 PM (2 days ago)
What's one of your favorite parts of being her,one of mine is making pics go to Insanely Hot.
Alway good to be aroud in here ..Hope your fine and happy x
..Hope your fine and happy x
(2 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this