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I'm stocking up on popcorn. This could be fun...or not.
(8 minutes ago)
Thu, 30-Mar-23 10:56 PM (6 minutes ago)
I removed my memory card from my camera and now I can't remember what I did with it. True story. 
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It's obvious I got sidetracked. Wait! Let me check the mailbox....
(1 minute ago)
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Thu, 30-Mar-23 5:11 PM (5 hours ago)
A man and woman, who had been married 40 years, both 60 years old, were walking along a beach when they spotted something in the sand that had been washed up from the sea. Upon examination it turned
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… There are no books like a dame, And nothing looks like a dame, There are no drinks like a dame, And nothing thinks like a dame, Nothing acts like a dame, Or attracts like a dame...
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 30-Mar-23 10:01 PM (1 hour ago)
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I've had a bit more on my plate. Ex had surgery, so I'm taking care of the pets and getting my kid more. Also just decided to be away for a bit.
(1 hour ago)
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Glad that you're okay, a few of us were wondering where you were.
(1 hour ago)
Thanks. I'm still kicking.
(1 hour ago)
Tue, 28-Mar-23 3:34 PM (2 days ago)
It's 29 years today since my father passed away. We were not close for latter half of the time I knew him, but I'll still light a candle later.
There was a series in the US called My Three Sons with Fred McMurray as the dad.
(2 days ago)
It is for me. I can’t operate a door knob left-handed. Typing or jacking off, impossible! 😂
(6 hours ago)
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I have to say it's impossible for me too as I need 2 hands for my whopper! 
(6 hours ago)
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Thu, 30-Mar-23 5:17 PM (5 hours ago)
Tonight's safe word I'd "Meatloaf" because I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that 😖
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*grinds on you just a little and runs away
(104 days ago)
Thu, 30-Mar-23 5:01 PM (6 hours ago)
Just over 5 inches,I thought this was about a large snowfall at first....afternoon lovelies,anyone miss me,I got lost
...oh and yes I made more 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
...oh and yes I made more 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
Good afternoon Adele, I would love to taste your cookies and... Ummm as I was saying, thanks for the afternoon chuckle all 😊😘
(3 hours ago)
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Thu, 30-Mar-23 6:56 PM (4 hours ago)
Relaxing in the tu, soaking. Recovering from a lunch time fucking by hubby and his three friends! Cum in every hole!
Thu, 30-Mar-23 6:10 PM (4 hours ago)
Cowboys in the old West used to hang lanterns on their saddles at night to help them find their way home, this was an early form of saddle light navigation.
